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So today’s article is all about the New year 2017 and we will talk only things that are related to the upcoming year.
Funny New Year Whatsapp Status 2017
Here are some of the most amazing happy new year whatsapp status for 2017, these are ultimate and people will get attracted to these best status:
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits. – Unknown
My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions. – Unknown
On New Year’s eve I want you to kiss me. Kiss me at 11:59 and don’t stop until it’s 12:01. Therefore I’ll have a perfect ending and definitely a perfect beginning. – Unknown
Hilarious New Year SMS Text Wishes Messages
Going to Church Resolution:
2011: I will go to church every Sunday.
2012: I will go to church as often as possible.
2013: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.
2014: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!”
Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!
I will try to figure out why I “really” need 5 facebook accounts.
Funny New Year SMS Wishes Text Messages
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I resolve to work with neglected children… my own.
Spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year.
I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.
Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine.
- I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.
- I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!
- May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!
- I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
- I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
- I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
- May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!
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